Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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