so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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