he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Someone came in the potted fern
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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