My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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