I hate all girls vehemently.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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