I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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