Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
home. puking in laundry basket.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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