i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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