try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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