Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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