I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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