That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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