I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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