I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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