dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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