it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the condom got lost in my hair
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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