do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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