Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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