the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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