David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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