nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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