Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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