i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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