he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
so much tequila, so little girl.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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