Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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