i already hear my dad disowning me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
We don't watch enough power rangers
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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