At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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