No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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