Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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