David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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