Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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