i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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