After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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