I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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