She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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