the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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