All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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