Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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