I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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