Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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