is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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