Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
