I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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