i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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