return my video game
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
