Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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