Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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