Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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