oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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