Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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