Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
