dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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