i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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