I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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