I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
