I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
